tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60751853511076909482024-03-13T08:45:52.410-07:00Get That Job NowThis is for Adult Humor Purposes only!Ya Yahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16135041904781949272noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075185351107690948.post-65046699472248391742009-05-16T16:24:00.000-07:002009-05-16T16:29:55.937-07:00Getting the Job, Keeping the Job, Getting the Pay Raise<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; ">First always include a Picture With Resume.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; ">I have never required a photo with a resume but I understand why some people might. When I post a advertisement I interview all of the qualified applicants but times are hard and certain facts remain.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; ">They are: <br />1) If you really want the job and want to start at the top scale you will need to be pleasant or at least interesting to look at. <br />2) Ours will be a symbiotic relationship and involve more than just money. <br />3) If you want a 40% wage increase at the time of your 90 day evaluation it would help if you can fuck like a wild animal, have a epileptic siesure like orgasm during office sex (No Faking!), suck cock like a porn star, and kiss me after I cum in your mouth. </span><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MQoqZ32ojSc/Sg9L1y-UCMI/AAAAAAAAAG0/wvIeQHSV8Dw/s1600-h/GetThatJob.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MQoqZ32ojSc/Sg9L1y-UCMI/AAAAAAAAAG0/wvIeQHSV8Dw/s320/GetThatJob.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336567471045609666" /></a>Ya Yahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16135041904781949272noreply@blogger.com28